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Joe's Report from the Afterlife

by Swift Years

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The Exile 02:55
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Beside Me 03:48
I'm a dog-eared book with a well-thumbed look I'm a scratchy 45 I'm a true fish tale from the belly of the whale Trying to swim through all the jive But still you know that... If you look for me, I'll be here (If you look I'll be here) Turn my rock over, I'll appear (Turn over the rock) I'll cook you supper, we can split a beer (If I have any here) 'Cause I know you know I need you here Beside me (need you here besi-i-ide me) I'm a nine-sided nickel, I'm a cheese-and-pickle sarnie Made on yesterday's bread I'm a rotary 'phone, I'm a last bus home With a song going round in my head But still you know that... If you look for me, I'll be here (If you look I'll be here) Turn my rock over, I'll appear (Turn over the rock) I'll cook you supper, we can split a beer (If I have any here) 'Cause I know you know I need you here Beside me (need you here besi-i-ide me) I didn't think about classes to play this old guitar At home I drink out of glasses, that I brought home from bars An old piggy-bank is my retirement plan And the clothes on my back come from the Sally Ann The babble from Babylon says I'm rabble & only half a man But I try to raise a family merrily, happily, do the best I can. I'm an old leather jacket, I'm a slim wage packet Trying to stretch until next weekend I'm a three-speed bike on a ten-mile hike But I'll make it right to the end But still you know that... If you look for me, I'll be here (If you look I'll be here) Turn my rock over, I'll appear (Turn over the rock) I'll cook you supper, we can split a beer (If I have any here) 'Cause I know you know I need you here Beside me (need you here besi-i-ide me) © Patrick Hutchinson, SOCAN 2005
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I Dreamed I Stopped Smoking I dreamed I stopped smoking and my head stopped hurting Kicked drugs, quit drinking; Christ! I even started working And I realised I wasn’t having any fun So I lit up a smoke and my head hurt Did some drugs, got drunk and quit work And I started right back to where I started from Well I dreamed that you won the lottery So you went out and bought a pot farm for me, Said “I love you baby, let’s go smoke it all” Well I dreamed I was a happy little bumblebee I was buzzing in your bonnet ‘til you swatted me And preserved me with your jars of alcohol Well I dreamed you were driving a UFO You abducted me baby ‘cause you loved me so You said “fly with me, back home beyond the blue” First we stopped to get some money at the money tree And you said you couldn’t wait to get your hands on me Yeah, I’ll follow the flying pigs back home to you. © Bob Cussen, 2002
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Hanko Hanko 02:23
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Joe’s Report from the Afterlife On a Sunday evening in the plastic paddy pub There were Algerians and Russians playing rub-a-dub There were dissidents and malcontents from many different nations Heretics and infidels of all denominations There were mandolins and dulcimers, fiddlers and fluters Bass and concertina, bhodran and djarboukas The music it was smokin' and the craic was more than fair Then I saw a ghostly form in the only empty chair I said "Hey Joe, how's the weather where you are? Is you time spent meditating or hanging round in bars? Did the cats in the scriptures paint a picture clear enough, Is it Nirvana or Valhalla or the land of Tir-nan-Och? Have they sorted out the problems that we're knee-deep in down here Is it something to look forward to or something I should fear?" He said "Oh man, the truth would fry your brain, why don’t you Take it to the bridge 'till I try to explain? I saw Jesus and Mohammed arm-in-arm commiserating About all the harm that’s been done in their names How instead of peace and love, it’s been building walls and hating Instead of loving life, it’s been filling it with shame And right-wing politicians and all like-minded others Have been reincarnated and come back as single mothers And there’s pile & piles of drugs of any kind whatever But we don’t have to take them ‘cause we’ve got our shit together” Then Joe stood up, said “Well folks, I gotta move, Keep one eye on each other and the other one on the groove. Truth and rights are the things to advance to, Always keep on working for a revolution you can dance to. Try to stay free, don’t try and count your losses, Don’t take no wooden nickels from no cheapskate brown-shirt bosses” I said “Hey Joe, you give me something to aspire to; Politics, style, and fun, and music to perspire to.” © Patrick Hutchinson, SOCAN 2005.
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Rasta Puszta 03:16
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Old Man Santo had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on this farm he grew some wheat E-I-E-I-O He thought making more money would be really sweet E-I-G-M-O So he spliced a gene here and he spliced a gene there Here a gene there a gene everywhere he spliced a gene Good-bye genes bad hygiene First he flogs his Franken food It’s immune to bugs and weeds And each year he bakes bigger better bread by selling you the seeds. Old Man Santo had some farm E-I-G-M-O And on this farm he had some sheep ….Ba-Ba-G-M-O He thought making more money would be really sweet Ba-Ba-C-L-O-N-E So he cloned a sheep here and he cloned a sheep there Here a sheep there a sheep everywhere he cloned a sheep Hello dolly, Hello dolly, Hello dolly, Hello dolly Old Man Santo had some farm Ba-Ba-C-L-O-N-E And on that farm he had some chickens - cluck cluck cluck atch-oo. And every last chicken come down with the flu - cluck cluck atch-oo. There was a chicken flew here and a chicken flu there Here flu there flu everywhere the chicken flew Hope you know what to do when the chickens give their flu to you. Old Man Santo had some farm - cluck cluck cluck atch-oo And on this farm he had some cows Moo-Moo-G-M-O Some beef, some dairy and some very mad cows B-S-E-G-M-O There was mad cows here and mad cows there Really bloody pissed off mad cows everywhere. It got really bad. Why are are all the cows so mad? First they fed them to each other - then they fed them sheep with scrapies Turned them into cannibals - fed the mothers to the babies And if they did that to you, I bet you’d get pretty mad too. Old Man Santo had some farm – B-S-E- G-M-O Well he’s got frankenwheat he’s got cloned sheep, lime disease and killer bees West Nile virus, the DDT’s, Swine Fever, Chicken flu and BSE…. Old Man Santo had a farm E-I-E-I-O So the West Nile mosquito bit the hen with chicken flu that they fed to the mad cow that they fed to you. (© Bob Cussen 2005)
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The Sand 03:11
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Swift Years' 2005 album
Joe = Strummer, R.I.P.

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released February 2, 2005

Produced, arranged, & played by Swift Years; recorded & mixed by Jean-Guy Montpetit at Studio Créason, Montréal (Québec) Canada.

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18-stringed Worldbilly trio from Montréal: "Hotter than a plate of pierogis, cooler than the sour cream on the side." (Montreal Gazette) "Un vrai bijou de l'underground montréalais." (Le Devoir)
Bob Cussen: mandolin etc
Patrick Hutchinson: guitars
Suzanne Ungar: bass
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